The new year is beginning to feel old, which, I guess, is a way of saying I am beginning to feel at home again along the tow path.
I have a new neighbour (Mr Badger) and the swan family has changed, but otherwise things are pretty much as usual: Ratty emerged from his boat for the first time this morning (that is, the first time I have seen him since I got back), off for a toilet run. He’s still banned from the pub. Ferret, working on the new boat, has broken up with Dina, but she still shows up at the pub now and then, never ever without her head covered.
Wheels finally got his engine up and running, and Tad is still moored by the pub because it is easier for Chris to get on and off since she broke her hip after the particularly jolly boaters Christmas party (which I missed) when more than one of my neighbours ended up at the hospital.
Kate, who has one good arm and one shrunken by thalidomide, greeted me warmly when we met along the tow path. But I have also met her on the street when we are each in our respectable, Oxford lives, and she has shown no sign of recognition.
James and Emma, the young archaeologists, who used to rent Cherry Lea, are gone, leaving their vintage Triumph in the car park, so I guess they will be back. Pat the Grumpy Mechanic will have a word or two to say then. He’s let it known to anyone who cares to listen that they owe him at least two Jack Daniels and a Diet Coke for all the work he did on that car.
John, the new boy in the pub, is now renting Cherry Lea, squatting a mile north by Pigeon’s Lock.
John says he’s going to marry Cherry Lea’s owner, who sometimes lives in the Seychelles and sometimes in Staffordshire, and then it will be their boat together.
I point out that he has just told me he already has a wife in Bicester, Oxfordshire, and several grown children. He shrugs and says, I’m too old for you, anyway.
When I drift over to talk to Pat the Grumpy Mechanic he nods towards John and says, That guy works on a Bull Farm.
I reply, Oh no! He makes specialist microscopes! He told me so.
I am an unusually literal person.
Anyway, I was only at the pub because Pat earlier reminded me that on Thursday the fiddly diddlies are there, and so he urged me to come. I asked the Landlord, Stematos, if he paid them for the gig.
He looked astonished, and said that he didn’t charge them for practicing in his pub.
Just before I went home alone, to be in bed by eleven (according to my new year’s resolution), I pointed out to Pat, in my literal way, that there wasn’t a single fiddler amongst them: two banjos and more accordions than are probably legal in a single location.